Eating crow

Well, my supposedly fine edition appears to have a few pretty obnoxious flaws in the newspapers article. I've been researching it (again) for the last five days...and this time the problems became apparent like sore thumbs--urk. Why couldn't I have caught this stuff BEFORE publication? What's even more obnoxious is that I didn't catch it, the muckrakee did, and had to call me up and (politely) yell at me about it.

A proper correction will be run in the next issue.

This particular species of crow tastes really, really bad.