Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Rude garden gnomes

Okay, Hans almost never gets on line, so I'm pretty safe in writing this out: I want to get Hans a rude garden gnome for Christmas. A flasher gnome, or a mooning gnome, or a gnome run over by a car, or a gnome stabbed in the back, or maybe a beer-drinking gnome: something on this order. But--it'll have to be a gnome in town, rather than, say, an Amazon gnome, or a virtual gnome of another ilk. Nope, good old ceramic kitch for him.


simiolus said...

Jeffrey A. Rogers said...

Last I heard Ch_is Mar_ian was still laid up. Do you think he's rude enough? And, do you think you could wrap him with a bow?