Mathom exchange tonight

Every year at the Golden Eagle, the locals not hanging out with family get together and have a Christmas present exchange. Hans and I usually miss it because it's held on the 24th, but not this year--this time it's tonight, and we have one heck of a mathom for unloading (don't tell anybody): a miniature television. It's this hilarious little silver box, with about a five-inch screen. Tiny! How did I end up with this item of tubery? at another gift exchange: the Annual Office Party.